Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from
muzzle.
Choose a suitable background for
photo.
Mount camera on tripod and
focus.
Find puppy and take dirty sock from
mouth.
Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to
camera.
Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on
knees.
Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with
other hand.
Get tissue and clean nose print from
lens.
Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw
in trash.
Put cat outside and put peroxide on the
scratch on puppy's nose.
Put magazines back on coffee
table.
Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy
over your head.
Replace your glasses and check camera for
damage.
Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of
neck and say,
"
No, outside! No,
outside!".
Call spouse to clean up
mess.
Fix a drink.
Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to
teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the
morning...
